Curiosity Killed the Cat

...are at least not as bad as Ikuhara's.

Because at least it's hard to clash a shirt with jeans, no matter what crap is on them. Ikuhara, now, believes that red and green shiny satinness should marry and belt out zettai unmei mokushiroku at the top of their lungs to proclaim how wonderful they are together.

I'M SO SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE YOU MERCEDES. I REALLY WANTED TO BE THERE SO WE COULD CRY ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS MAKE BITING COMMENTARY ON YELLOW PADS THAT WE COULD POST ON THE INTARWEB THAT WOULD GET US LYNCHED BY 3837598276983762389562 FANGIRLS

On an unrelated note, this is clearly a sign that I need to empty my spam folder out more often.